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I’ll go out with your best friend’s best friend if you go out with my best friend’s best friend.

Have you read the “Jokes2U Pickup Lines” email?

I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? And are you disappointed?

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

You make me go crazy for Cocoa Puffs.

I stepped in a puddle of love, and you got all over me.

Roses are red, some socks are black, can I be your daddy mac?

I don’t normally use pick up lines, but ____(insert any of the above).

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