Advice from father to son.
Son(S): Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father(F): It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!
S : Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
S : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F : It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it??
S : Why woman cannot have… when they are having menses?
F : If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??
S : Why men do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F : Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger??
S : Why is making love carried out in private?
F : Will you dig your nose in front of your class? Stupid!
S : Whoa.. father you are great.