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Answers to some of life’s most perplexing questions:

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE – He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift to women?
Exchange him.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening?
SEX.

What’s a man’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

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