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Saddam’s Response to the Recent Bombings

(Baghdad) Following a second day of heavy bombing in and around the Iraqi capital, Saddam Hussein reportedly announced that he is willing to accept censure.

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive, its called wedding cake!

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Life sucks. I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don’t know what he looks like.

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A truck carrying copies of Roget’s Thesaurus over-turned on the highway. The local newspaper reported that the onlookers were “stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered, and dumbfounded.”

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Q. Why was the blond sniffing Sweet and Low?
A. She thought it was Diet Coke!

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