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Saddam’s Response to the Recent Bombings
(Baghdad) Following a second day of heavy bombing in and around the Iraqi capital, Saddam Hussein reportedly announced that he is willing to accept censure.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive, its called wedding cake!
Life sucks. I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don’t know what he looks like.
A truck carrying copies of Roget’s Thesaurus over-turned on the highway. The local newspaper reported that the onlookers were “stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered, and dumbfounded.”
Q. Why was the blond sniffing Sweet and Low?
A. She thought it was Diet Coke!