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Artery …. The study of paintings

Bacteria …………..Back door to cafeteria

Barium ………………..What doctors do when patients die

Benign ………….. What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section ……. A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan ……………… Searching for Kitty

Cauterize ……………. Made eye contact with her

Colic ………………….. A sheep dog

Coma ………… A punctuation mark

Dilate ………………… To live long

Enema ………………… Not a friend

Fester ……….. Quicker than someone else

Fibula ………………… A small lie

Impotent ………………. Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain ………….. Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff ………… A Doctor’s cane

Morbid ………………. A higher offer

Nitrates ………………. Cheaper than day rates

Node ………………….. I knew it

Outpatient …………. A person who has fainted

Pelvis ………………….. Cousin to Elvis

Post Operative ………. A letter carrier

Recovery Room…………. Place to do upholstery

Rectum ………………… Nearly killed him

Secretion …………….. Hiding something

Seizure ….. Roman emperor

Tablet ………………… A small table

Terminal Illness ………. Getting sick at the airport

Tumour ………………. One plus one more.

Urine ………………… Opposite of you’re out.

2 x Condoms ……… To be sure, to be sure

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