Artery …. The study of paintings
Bacteria …………..Back door to cafeteria
Barium ………………..What doctors do when patients die
Benign ………….. What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section ……. A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan ……………… Searching for Kitty
Cauterize ……………. Made eye contact with her
Colic ………………….. A sheep dog
Coma ………… A punctuation mark
Dilate ………………… To live long
Enema ………………… Not a friend
Fester ……….. Quicker than someone else
Fibula ………………… A small lie
Impotent ………………. Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain ………….. Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff ………… A Doctor’s cane
Morbid ………………. A higher offer
Nitrates ………………. Cheaper than day rates
Node ………………….. I knew it
Outpatient …………. A person who has fainted
Pelvis ………………….. Cousin to Elvis
Post Operative ………. A letter carrier
Recovery Room…………. Place to do upholstery
Rectum ………………… Nearly killed him
Secretion …………….. Hiding something
Seizure ….. Roman emperor
Tablet ………………… A small table
Terminal Illness ………. Getting sick at the airport
Tumour ………………. One plus one more.
Urine ………………… Opposite of you’re out.
2 x Condoms ……… To be sure, to be sure