A little boy sits o Santa’s lap. Santa replies “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells. “T-O-Y-S”
The little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have enough toys.”
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, “C-A-N-D-Y.”
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have all kinds of candy.”
“Well what would you like for Christmas?” Santa asks.
The little boy replies, “P-U-S-S-Y, and don’t tell me you don’t have any because I can smell it on your finger!”