Teacher: Tonight you all have to finish your book reports
Later that night…
Boy: Mom, can you help me with my report?
Mom: Shut Up! I’m on the phone!
Boy: Dad (who is watching a football game) Can you help me with my homework?
Dad: (cheering for his team) YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Boy: (talking to brother) Can you help me with my report?
Brother: (watching batman) Na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Boy: (talking to sister) Can you help me with my report?
Sister: (looking in the mirror) 1-800-99-JENNY
Next day at school…
Teacher: Ok it’s time to present your report
Boy: Shut up I’m on the phone!
Teacher: Do you want to go to the principal?
Boy: Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Principal: What’s your name son?
Boy: Na na na na na na na na Batman!
Principal: Don’t be a wise guy. I’m calling your mom. What’s your phone number?
Boy: 1-800-99-JENNY!
