With waning enthusiasm for the sport, a foursome of seniors hit the golf course.
“Seems these hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” moaned the first senior.
“Boy, these fairways really seem to be getting longer too,” complained the second.
“What about these sand traps!” They seem to be much bigger than I remember them,” groaned the third.
Having heard enough from his three buddies, the oldest and wisest of the group said, “Stop complaining. Just be thankful we’re still on the right side of the grass!”