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Blonde Miss Nuts at a party was telling her friend that she’d gone off men for life. “They lie, they cheat, and they’re just no good,” she moaned. “From now on when I want sex, I’m going to use my tried and tested plastic companion,” she said.

“What happens when the batteries run out?” asked her friend.

“That’s simple,” she replied. “I’ll just fake an orgasm as usual!”

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