Business, Holidays, Men, Sex
Sam has been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After...
Animals, Cowboys, Holidays, Horses, Women
A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo especially to see the greatest bucking bronco of all time, Blue Steel. Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the toughest...
Business, Holidays, Women
A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away.In April he received another and threw that one away too. The following month the credit card company sent him a very nasty note stating they were going...
Business, Computers, Holidays, Marriage, One Liners, Silly Sayings, Songs
In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted. Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song “Happy Birthday”. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in...
Drinking, Holidays, Men, Sex
GUYS SUCK…… and let me tell you why.FARTING – How come it’s cool for you to do it and disgusting if we do it. And must you lift your leg?JOCK-ITCH – Get help! Do you see us scratch? We don’t want to see you scratch either.PORNOS...
Holidays, Marriage, Women
A computer can wait forever for you.A computer doesn’t compare you with it’s past users.A computer doesn’t get calls from it’s past users while you’re logged in.A computer doesn’t mind how excited you get.A computer doesn’t...
Holidays, Marriage, Men, Religion, Sex, Women
This is for men tired of receiving male-bashing jokesHow many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine...