Animals, Blondes, Dogs, Men, Students, Teachers
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.* Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?* He who laughs last thinks slowest.* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at...
Blondes, Computers, Golf, Sports
A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do. The body man explained what needed to be done and...
Blondes, Business, Religion
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker...
Blondes, Men, Religion, Sex
The high school, blonde and bosomy cheerleader confessed to her kindly old Priest that she’d often have sex with her boyfriend in the front seat of his car.”Now my daughter,” consoled the Priest, “I’m sure if you think about it,...