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Caffeine Addict’s Quiz:

Business, Doctors, Drinking

Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is caffeine. ADD...
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Purchasing a new bird

Drinking, Marriage, Men, Women

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d...
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Screwing up a Business

Business, Drinking

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy, the barman replied “Yes.” So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks...
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Good Advice from Maxine

Drinking, Men

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain’t no way you’re going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The only two things we do with...
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New Company Policy

Business, Drinking, Food, US President

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo: To all employees; If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our...
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Too Drunk

Drinking

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he...
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After I Win

Drinking

Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting’ on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.”I’m gonna do that when I win the lottery,” said Bubba.”Do what?”...
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Promoted

Drinking

The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says, “You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years.” Replied the drunk: “Can I help it if you can’t get promoted?”
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Good Samaritan

Drinking

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and...
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The Investigation

Drinking

There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems...
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The Cellar

Drinking

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else… After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first...
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Bat Competition

Drinking, Students

Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part.The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner?So the first bat goes and...
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Crude and Rude Dude

Drinking

A man’s driving happily along in his car when he’s pulled over by the police.The policeman approaches him and asks “Have you been drinking Sir?””Why?” asks the man, “have I got a fat chick in my car?”
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