Engineers, Food, Lawyers, Men
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher: “How much for Engineer brain?” “3 dollars an ounce.”... read more
Business, Computers, Drinking, Engineers, Food, Politics, Programmers, Religion, Students
MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing, which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. TECHNOLOGY: Unable to control anything in your... read more
Animals, Business, Drinking, Engineers, Food, Men, Students, Taxes
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and... read more
Business, Cats, Engineers, Men
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your... read more
Animals, Business, Engineers, Lawyers, Men, Seniors
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled... read more
Dentists, Doctors, Drinking, Engineers, Holidays, Men, Nurses, Patients
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! ************ ********* *********** The year is 1911One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1911: ************ ********* ************ The average life expectancy for... read more
Drinking, Engineers, Farmers
TRAINS DON’T WANDERALL OVER THE MAP’CAUSE NOBODY SITSIN THE ENGINEER’S LAPBurma ShaveSHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSHBY MISTAKESHE THOUGHT IT WASHER HUSBAND JAKEBurma ShaveRemember these? For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick... read more
Doctors, Engineers, Golf, Religion, Sports
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but... read more
