Politics, Taxes, US President
Enclosed is my 2018 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from “USA Today” archives.In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seatsPlease find... read more
Dogs, Marriage, Politics, Religion, Sex, US President
1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?”... read more
Business, Food, Men, Politics, Students, Women
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father “Dad,what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thought some and said, “Okay, son . The best way I can describe politics is to use... read more
Business, Computers, Drinking, Engineers, Food, Politics, Programmers, Religion, Students
MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing, which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. TECHNOLOGY: Unable to control anything in your... read more
Animals, Business, Farmers, Politics
TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Bubba Peterson, over at Alexandria, LA, received a check for $1,000 from the government for not raising hogs. So, I want to go into the “not raising hogs” business next year. What... read more
Business, Politics, Religion, US President
Late-Night Jokes About the BP Oil Spill Disaster in the GulfBy Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guidehttp://politicalhumor.about.com/od/currentevents/a/oil-spill-jokes.htm”The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That’s like someone... read more
Animals, Fishing, Marriage, Poems and Rhymes, Politics, Taxes
At first I thought this was funny…then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he’s fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his... read more
