Animals, Dogs, Holidays, Men, Pigs, Religion, Seniors
Da nights bepor ChristmasAn all tru da houseNating pasNot eben a mouse.Da children dey nossieall snog on da ploorAn Mama puts newspepperTru da crack on da dor.Den Mama in da stobeRoost up da manukSteer up da adoboAn make bake da biko.Den out on da rudDey got such a...
Holidays, Religion, Songs
10. No roof damage from reindeer.9. Never a silent night when you’re among your Jewish loved ones. 8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it.7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocolate coins) on candle races. 6. You can use your...
Animals, Business, Computers, Fishing, Religion, Students, Women
Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don’t lie and don’t cheat.Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around...
Men, Religion, Students, Teachers
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play.She asks, “What part is it?”The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.”The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a...
Holidays, Religion, Seniors, Students, Teachers
Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parent’s house. Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write. Couch potato latke, in...
Doctors, Nurses, Patients, Religion
–> The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.–> Tonight’s sermon-“What is hell?” Come early and listen to our choir...
Doctors, Dogs, Nurses, Patients, Religion
* Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.* The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.* The sermon this morning: Jesus...