Drinking, Poems and Rhymes, Students, Teachers
Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions of essaysDanced in their heads. Out in the taverns,A few were still drinking,And hoping that...
Animals, Blondes, Dogs, Men, Students, Teachers
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.* Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?* He who laughs last thinks slowest.* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at...
Holidays, Lawyers, Programmers, Religion, Students
Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks are distilled. Alpine climbers are dismounted. Piano tuners are unstrung. Orchestra leaders are disbanded. Artists’ models are deposed....
Holidays, Men, Religion, Students, Women
“Equal” is not always synonymous with “the same.” Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to...
Animals, Business, Computers, Fishing, Religion, Students, Women
Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don’t lie and don’t cheat.Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around...
Holidays, Religion, Seniors, Students, Teachers
Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parent’s house. Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write. Couch potato latke, in...
Holidays, Military, Students, Teachers
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?The Americans licked the British!Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?Because the horse was too heavy to carry!Why did the British cross the Atlantic?To get to the other tide!What do you call a parade...
Business, Students, Teachers
A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.”Joe,” he asked, “which company has the slogan, ‘come fly the friendly skies’?”Joe answered the correct...
