A Lesson Learned

Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl’s junior college. During class one day he asked his student, “Miss Simison, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its...

Well he asked!

A professor at Glasgow University was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions’ to his first year medical students.Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young...

Yankees Fans

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says,...

No Problem!

Sam was worried. His teenage daughter was hitch-hiking home from Miami to Minneapolis by herself. She was seventeen but was built like she was twenty-five. When she arrived home unscathed her father was curious as to how she avoided rape, if not worse.”I simply...

What they say…

A father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage son. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of lovemaking:Dad: One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the sex act, even if you are doing...

Periodic

The College psychology class was studying human reaction to sexual stimulus and of special interest was the frequency of amorous relations.”How many students here,” said the professor, ” engage more than once a week?” Five people raised their...

Animal Game

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand. The teacher says “See it’s long neck? What animal has a long neck?”Sally holds up her hand and asks...

101

One day in a college sex education class the teacher decides to find out how many sexual positions the people in his class know. So he asks the girl in front how many positions do she know?She says, “9”, from the back of the room he hears...

Preparation for Parenthood …

Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experience of being a mother or father.1. Women: to prepare for maternity, put...

The Ugliest One

There was a middle aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later, delivered a healthy baby boy. The...

Gender of the Computer?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like chalk or pencil, she described, would have a gender association although in English these words...

Report

A young journalism student at the University of Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest story. He went into the mountains to do some research. There, he found an old farmer sitting on his porch, introduced himself, and explained his mission. The young man...

Thingies

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?””Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up...

Three Engineering Students

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has...

Sound

Sound travels slowly.Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don’t reach them till they’re in their 40s.

Woe

An Ivy league theology professor was out visiting a friend at a local rural community college. She was asked to teach the class that day and she agreed. She started the class by asking the students, “What is the opposite of joy?””Sadness,” said...

Is that sex?

It was decided to teach sex education in school and the principal chose his favorite teacher’s second grade class as a trial. The teacher showed the film, read the material to her students and then asked if anyone had questions.One little boy held up his hand...

Cutting Class

“Jill,” a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, “do you mind telling me whose class you’re cutting this time?””Like,” the young teen replied, “uh, see, okay, like it’s like I really don’t like think...

The Advantages of Breast Milk

The student – not necessarily a well-prepared student – sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.”What to write? He sighed, and began to...

Class!

On her first day of classes at a university, blonde Vickie took a front row seat in a literature course. The professor told them they would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide them with a list of authors from which they could choose. Then...
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