Drinking, Poems and Rhymes, Students, Teachers
Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions of essaysDanced in their heads. Out in the taverns,A few were still drinking,And hoping that...
Animals, Blondes, Dogs, Men, Students, Teachers
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.* Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?* He who laughs last thinks slowest.* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at...
Business, Food, Men, Religion, Students, Teachers, Women
A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school. After the first day, the boy’s parents were...
Football, Sports, Students, Teachers
Teacher: Tonight you all have to finish your book reportsLater that night…Boy: Mom, can you help me with my report?Mom: Shut Up! I’m on the phone!Boy: Dad (who is watching a football game) Can you help me with my homework?Dad: (cheering for his team) YEAH...
Men, Religion, Students, Teachers
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play.She asks, “What part is it?”The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.”The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a...
Military, Students, Teachers, US President
President Bush was visiting an elementary school today and when he visited a class in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word,...
Business, Doctors, Marriage, Men, Religion, Songs, Teachers, Women
The girl who was a wall flower at the dance, but a dandelion in the grass?The drive in theater manager who decided if business got any better he would start showing movies?The two Arabs who sat under a palm tree eating their dates?The recent survey on cigarettes which...