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Newfoundland, My Newfoundland

Holidays, Women

(Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree) by Brenna Lorenz Convection’s cell was at thy door, Newfoundland, my Newfoundland, Thy ancient heart to pieces tore, Newfoundland, my Newfoundland, Great faulted blocks came crashing down, and flood basalts the land did...
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Even More Insults!

Business, Dogs, Women

Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex — and it’s fully justified. You are not as bad as people say — you are worse! Do you...
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Girlfriend 1.0 Software

Women

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it’s a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although...
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Headstone

Lawyers, Men, Women

A mother and son are walking through a cemetery, and pass by a headstone inscribed – “Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.”The little boy reads the headstone, looks up at his mother, and asks “Mommy, why did they bury two men...
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Politics

Business, Food, Men, Politics, Students, Women

Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father “Dad,what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thought some and said, “Okay, son . The best way I can describe politics is to use...
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Virus Warning: Missus

Computers, Women

DescriptionMissus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV it is a remote hijacker, targeted at unsuspecting male humanoids. There may be problems with pop-ups. VariantsGirlfriend 1.0 was the first variant, targeted at...
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3 Honeymoon Nights

Marriage, Men, Women

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t...
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Baby Bear

Men, Women

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with. So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with...
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10 Slices of Toast

Doctors, Men, Women

Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Tommy to the doctor. After the examination,...
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A Boy and Math

Business, Food, Men, Religion, Students, Teachers, Women

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school. After the first day, the boy’s parents were...
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Gentle Southern Woman

Men, Religion, Women

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, ‘Please don’t jump, think...
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Husband 1.0

Men, Women

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications.She is now noticing that Husband 1.0 is also spawning Child Processors which are further...
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Birthday Party

Holidays, Women

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal...
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Two Factories

Business, Women

There were two factories in New York City. One of them made maternity frocks for expectant mothers, so they were called the “Mothers Frockers.” The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak the corks before they could put them...
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Murphy’s Work Laws

Business, Computers, Drinking, Women

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. You can go anywhere you want if you look...
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Understand Women

Holidays, Women

A man sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, “What’s wrong pal ?””I’ll never understand women. The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me,...
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A Collection of Insults!

Animals, Business, One Liners, Women

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately. Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck. Is your name Dan Druff?...
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Boys and Girls

Holidays, Men, Religion, Students, Women

“Equal” is not always synonymous with “the same.” Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to...
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