An elephant is walking in the jungle and gets a thorn stuck in its paw. An ant comes walking by and the elephant asks “Ant, will you take this thorn out of my paw?”.
The ant says ” Yes, but only if I can hump your ass.”.
The elephant thinks this can’t be that bad and says “Sure”.
The ant pulls out the thorn, climbs up the elephant, moves the elephant’s tail out of the way, and starts banging away.
A monkey sees all this and starts chucking coconuts at the elephant’s head. The elephant yells “OUCH!!!”.
The ant yells “Take it all you bitch!!”