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It was Schneider’s birthday, and that morning there was a knock on the door. “Telegram!”

He opened the door excitedly, “Is it a singing telegram?” Schneider asked the messenger boy.

“No Sir. We don’t do singing telegrams anymore.”

“I’ve always wanted a singing telegram. Can’t you bend the rules and make an old man happy?”


“Please,” begged Schneider. “Today’s my birthday.”

“Oh, all right,” said the boy, “Dah-dah dah… dah-dah-dah, your sister Rose is dead!”

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