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A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde woman. During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear a ‘blonde’ joke ?

“Well”, says the girl, “I’m obviously blonde, I’m 6 feet tall without heels and I’ve been training in judo for the past 5 years.”

Raising her voice slightly she went on, “My flatmate’s blonde, she’s 6 feet 2 inches tall, has been involved in karate for 10 years, she’s a black belt and has been Southern Counties Ladies’ Champion for the past 3 years.

Lastly she added “My next door neighbor’s blonde, she weighs over 200 pounds and is a professional womens’ wrestler, do you still want to tell the joke about a blonde ?”

“Well no” came the reply, “Not if I’ve got to explain it 3 times”.

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