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There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents’ house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were mating. She looks at them with wonder because she’s never seen anything like this before so she asks the boy, “What are they doing?”

He says “They’re making love.”

“Well, what’s that long thing his sticking in there?” She asks?

“Oh, uh, that’s his rope” he answered.

“Well, what are those two round things on the other end?” she ask.

He says “Those are his knots”

She says, “Oh, Ok I got it.”

As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She looks at him and says, “I want you to make love to me the way those animals were.”

Surprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they’re getting at all hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes.

“Whoa, what are you doing?” he shouts.

The girl innocently (??) replies, “I’m untying the knots so I’ll get more rope.”

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