Top ten tips for better golf
1 Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2 Form a loose grip.
3 Keep your head down.
4 Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7 If you are taking too long please let others go ahead of you.
8 Don’t stand directly in front of others.
9 Quiet please while others are preparing to go.
10 Don’t take extra strokes.
These are also standard rules for taking a leak in a public bathroom!!